halorvic:

that-leftycurse:

2014 Recipe For A Good Marvel Film:

Take one hot guy named Chris and add a talking raccoon with a gun.

(via professorspork)

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

mirahxox:

carlyisaround:

ryanjamesyezak:

This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

"Why would I need your hair? Mine is GORGEOUS! I mean it’s white, slicked straight up, & buzzed on the sides."

Dear NBC, it was worth every penny.

ohhhhhmyyyyyyyygodddddddd
this is too fantastic for words.

(via trueloveislikeheroin)

lillyhasatumblr:

andiameverything:

spacelionsgetscared:

oh fuck every time i see it i laugh so fucking hard. i have to reblog this every time. i can’t not reblog this
lOOK AT THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND HE’S LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF

this is so great omg

He looks at his hand like it’s the first time he’s ever seen it.

lillyhasatumblr:

andiameverything:

spacelionsgetscared:

oh fuck every time i see it i laugh so fucking hard. i have to reblog this every time. i can’t not reblog this

lOOK AT THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND HE’S LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF

this is so great omg

He looks at his hand like it’s the first time he’s ever seen it.

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via 900yearsofconsultingtheimpala)

theongreyjoy:

NBC: intelligent comedy shows that nobody watches.

CW: Diverse ranges of shows all with the commonality of being written for teenage girls.

ABC: Safe shows that attempt to mimic the success of other networks without taking bold and daring risks themselves.

USA: Stale procedural shows with super special and quirky white men.

HBO: High quality shows that are constantly being interrupted by unnecessary sex scenes.

Showtime: Slightly less high quality shows that are constantly being interrupted by unnecessary sex scenes.

Fox: Cancelled shows.

AMC: Shows about morally ambiguous douchey middle aged male protagonists/ villain protagonists and their wives that everyone hates. 

CBS: Lowest common denominator of television with the highest ratings.  

(via imsirius)

tom-nippleston:

Lest we forget how fucking beautiful this is

(Source: hard-on-for-hiddleston, via thenamelessone)

teacupsandcyanide:

I remember all the Doctor Who fanfics I used to read where Rose often got badly stereotyped as a damsel in distress whom the Doctor had to swoop in and save and smooch but the way I remember Doctor Who 90% of their relationship was the Doctor just setting Rose loose on people who had done something to offend them and sitting back giggling in the corner as she shouted

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la-petite-squelette:

when you are under the word count for an essay

(Source: silenthill, via gallifreyfieldsforever)

heehaw-ds9:

Me in the morning.

heehaw-ds9:

Me in the morning.

arrestedwesteros:

DEAD DOVE Do not Eat!
Top Banana - 1x02
submission by Austin Bridges

arrestedwesteros:

DEAD DOVE Do not Eat!

Top Banana - 1x02

submission by Austin Bridges

spnfamilyhasasherlockinthetardis:

twinkletwinklelittletardis:

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

gracelesscas:

what if the finale isnt crowley or abaddon winning the throne

what if its dean

Dean would rule hell. Cas would rule heaven.

And because of the love for each other everything would be in balance.

And Sam could live a normal life on earth like he always wanted.

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oH MY FUCKING GOD

Please please please 

(via thenamelessone)

toastdurr:

fairyspork:

floptart:

ass2007:

im so glad my boyfriends penis is 2 bread lengths long (:

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Who the fuck measures dick size in bread

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